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I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

(Source: jacket--off, via nicmatty)

icanrelateto:

More here!
adiplace:

arirainunite:

danstrudel:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:



if that mouse had pants he would shit them




the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying



Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

Aw

"Hey bitch, hey hey" *poke* *slap* "muah, you’re cute"
givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays
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sassyfitblog:

Set your Abs on Fire with this workout:
Windshield Wipers x 20 reps
Long Arm Crunches x 20 reps
Reverse Crunches x 20 reps
Cycling Russian Twists x 20 reps
Heel Touches x 20 reps
Modified V-Sits x 20 reps
Do 3 sets with a 60 second break in between sets.
Hello Sexy Abs! :)
Reblog to Share with other Fitblrs.
taco-bell-rey:

planning my funeral 
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cassondrajolie:

#chapped #lips